While we totally get that you shouldn't f*** with criminals - especially ones who know where you live - we'd still love to see some serious revenge here. How awesome would it be to fill the boxes up with dog poop and a motion detector, so that they blew up when stolen?! What could be better than a thief covered in exploding dog poop?! We'd almost like to see that more than them getting caught by the police. Poop-covered criminal or arrested criminal? Tough choice.